how do people taste?
AnonymousHmm… Like beef and crab or something.
Dave knows why everyone is in jail.
That shit just can’t be kept from him.
{{He has outside sources
He gives the guards Twinkies for dirt on the other inmates}}
[Actually, the guards…
((That makes sense. She isn’t up to date at all, but she knows how it works.))
Where’d you hear that?
Well, it is true U_U
Who told you Internet Captain Dave?
{He’s PSYCHIC ZOMFG}
words gets around pretty fast here since weve got nothing better to do
Oh
Well I suppose that’s true
We get paper and pencils don’t we?
yea but some nasty ass guard took my pencils away because he didnt like what i was writting
Oh! •giggles•
What were you writing Captain Dave? :3
Character Note:
Dave knows why everyone is in jail.
That shit just can’t be kept from him.
{{He has outside sources
He gives the guards Twinkies for dirt on the other inmates}}
[Actually, the guards don’t like him! It’s more along the lines of Eridan knows people, Gamzee knows Eridan, Dave knows Gamzee or some variation resulting from that. There are character who are “in the know” and characters who are derps like John.]
{{Oh well that makes a lot more sense than what I though XD
John is a derp and I assume Nepeta will end up being a derp as well
Drawing her OTPs in a corner and sticking them on the wall}}
its always nice to meet me
so i hear you eat people
because of course everyone tells me everything
[ooc: It’s true. It’s been decided that Dave knows why everyone is in prison. Mhm. Mhm.]
Where’d you hear that?
Well, it is true U_U
Who told you Internet Captain Dave?
{He’s PSYCHIC ZOMFG}
words gets around pretty fast here since weve got nothing better to do
Oh
Well I suppose that’s true
We get paper and pencils don’t we?
Character Note:
Dave knows why everyone is in jail.
That shit just can’t be kept from him.
{{He has outside sources
He gives the guards Twinkies for dirt on the other inmates}}
shes the jail pimp and a friend of mine
Hello Jade! ^w^
Nice to meet you!
And who would you be? •smiles•
im captain dave the internet pirate
So I figure you’re here for purrating? Nice to meet you Captain Dave :3
its always nice to meet me
so i hear you eat people
because of course everyone tells me everything
[ooc: It’s true. It’s been decided that Dave knows why everyone is in prison. Mhm. Mhm.]
Where’d you hear that?
Well, it is true U_U
Who told you Internet Captain Dave?
{He’s PSYCHIC ZOMFG}
wORST, uHH, tHING ABOUT JAIL„,
tHEY WONT LET ME HAVE MY pOKEMON GAMES,
dEFINITELY MAYBE MISSING MY, sIX LEVEL 100 tAUROS i HAVE AS MY TEAM ON, uHH, eVERY POKEMON GAME„,
}:(
Aww! •^•
That must feel PAWFUL!
shes the jail pimp and a friend of mine
Hello Jade! ^w^
Nice to meet you!
And who would you be? •smiles•
im captain dave the internet pirate
So I figure you’re here for purrating? Nice to meet you Captain Dave :3
why does everyone seem drunk tonight
Why do say say that? •raises an eyebrow•
youre a lot like jade i hope she doesnt end up eating somebody
Who’s Jade?
I’m sorry I haven’t met eyeryone yet!
that would be me!! hi!
shes the jail pimp and a friend of mine
Hello Jade! ^w^
Nice to meet you!
And who would you be? •smiles•
hi!! welcome to the group! i hope you dont mind that i drew this…
No no no I don’t mind!
It’s adorable UuU
why does everyone seem drunk tonight
Why do say say that? •raises an eyebrow•
youre a lot like jade i hope she doesnt end up eating somebody
Who’s Jade?
I’m sorry I haven’t met eyeryone yet!
vantasjailbait started following you pimpinharley started following you streakingegderps started following you
•smiles• Oh hello there! I’m Nepeta!
hi, i’m john! *waves*
•waves back• Nice to meet you John! I’m Nepeta! :3 What are you here fur?
umm, i don’t usually like to talk about it, but let’s just say running around not wearing clothes isn’t a good idea!
It doesn’t sound like too good of an idea!
I usually don’t talk about what I did either.oh? i won’t pry too much, then!
Okay! •smiles•
Nice to meet you, John! :3
vantasjailbait started following you pimpinharley started following you streakingegderps started following you
•smiles• Oh hello there! I’m Nepeta!
hi, i’m john! *waves*
•waves back• Nice to meet you John! I’m Nepeta! :3 What are you here fur?
umm, i don’t usually like to talk about it, but let’s just say running around not wearing clothes isn’t a good idea!
It doesn’t sound like too good of an idea!
I usually don’t talk about what I did either.
